Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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