I seem to have left my pride at pride
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.