at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."