He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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