these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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