i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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