help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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