I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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