do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Drunk is not a location!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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