trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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