O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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