Can i not drive my cunt home
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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