Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We got so high we made milksteak
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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