is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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