I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
COCAINE IS GR8
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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