Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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