he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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