at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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