yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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