chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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