hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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