I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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