saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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