The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle