she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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