Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere