Don't you send me to vm
Me too!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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