she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize