Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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