Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Terrible idea I love it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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