are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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