its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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