WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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