i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
one might say we're banned from that church
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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