they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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