you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Girls should come with a carfax report
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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