he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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