It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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