Tell her she can't have a vagina
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i need some magic done to my vagina
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
