ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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