They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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