I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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