another moral hangover. fuck.
Welp...herpes.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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