hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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this will be a night to untag.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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