also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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