my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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