Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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