We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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