People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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