why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Operation Purity has been aborted
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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