so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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