i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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