oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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