i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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