i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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