do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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