How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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